Sex god

mustansir the mega chad

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing

by bruhfckthis March 9, 2022

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.

"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."

by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024

God

The creator of the universe. God is always great. You can’t disagree with this.

God is good
God is great
God is good
God is great
God is good

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

angering god

Masturbating whilst Religous

Dude, last night I was angering God

by Pilotcornet609 May 7, 2018