Bro Mow

When you invite a bro over for beers, but really you only wanted them to come over to shave your back.

Hey Kyle, want to come over to watch some football and drink some beers? After you give Kyle two beers, Logan walks out without his shirt, holding a shaving cream and a razor, and asks for a "Bro Mow".

by Twenty Haters September 18, 2022

smash bros bruise

When you get bruised from sec

Shoot, i got a smash bros bruise

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Gigatron bro

The male of all males. When people murmur this word, testosterone immediately envelopes all those around the gigatron bro. Some may call him THE bro of bros, others may call him the alpha male at the top of the food chain, and others may call him…Jonas.

Wow, did you see that guys pecs? He’s such a gigatron bro.

by Jdogg212 March 1, 2024

bro strider

huge douchebag who thinks hes cool (hes not) and likes child abuse and grooming minors

bro strider: and i always groom and i always groom little kids

by brohater420 July 15, 2024

Dope Bro

A opportunistic usually decent looking unemployed male who seeks out or is willing to provide company and/or entertainment in exchange for free street drugs

Anyone know any dope bros that would like to party tonight on me?

by Princess Beyoncé Trap Queen July 15, 2022

bro pic

a really sad picture that is so sad it deserves 50 likes

guy1: hey did you see the bro pic I sent you?
guy2: yeah man it was so sad i had to leave a like

by can we hit 50 likes April 22, 2018

Plasma Bros

When all of your buds head to the clinic to donate blood then immediately hit the bars to get wasted in record time.

Me and the plasma bros always have a shot ready as soon as they pull out the needle at the blood clinic.

by anonymous August 17, 2025