Don johnson 

a slicked back 80's haircut either teamed up with a mint green suit jacket w/ rolled up sleeves, a flesh toned shirt or loafers with out socks i.e. the worst or best part of the 80's

my gym teacher was trying to pull off a don johnson but after a month or so he realized he looked like a douche

Don johnson by Willem November 23, 2003

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield 

The worst Champ since records began. The guy deserves shooting, preferably by his ex tag team partner Faarooq.
The guy was cool when he was a member of the Acolytes, but now he sucks because he got his own head stuck righhhhht up his ar$e.
Please fire him.

John Bradshaw Layfield must be hung, drawn, quartered, burnt and re-burnt. All in favour say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield by Cena's Woman August 11, 2004

John Deere

name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions

that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit

John Deere by Anonymous June 17, 2003

johnstone 

The mistaken act of getting anothers pubic hair caught between your teeth while teabagging and/or muff diving.

I was teabagging Sally-May and who would of known she performed JohnStone

johnstone by Johnstone_101 October 1, 2005

John Stewart

the funniest fucking man on the planet.

Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.

John Stewart by Wendy January 20, 2005

John Kerry 

A total douchebag wanker who would have led to the ruination of the United States and even worse relations with us in the United Kingdom.
This loser has now become synonymous with that word: loser. He has a serious lack of morals, and I can obviously tell that he is NOT a Christian; the incorrect reading from the Bible was a dead give away, wouldn't you say? So, the Democrats in America represent and support the poor, do they? Then how do you explain Kerry being even richer than George Bush and being involved with the Heinz Corporation? Not to mention that numerous, Hollywood celebrities with more money than The Who will ever have also vote Democrat and condemn the Republican Party and the tens of millions of members and voters within it.

John Kerry=Loser. A wanker? Yes. A total hypocrite? No doubt!

John Kerry by jonesy May 14, 2005

The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson 

The sexual act of knocking your gf/bf out with a wrestling move then filling his/her anus with rocks

Thought the new fast and furious movie was so good I decided to do The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson to my gf

The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson by Capt moist February 7, 2017