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National finger pussy day

April 13th you can go up to any girl and just grab her pussy and start going at it
by ya jdjiedhiedj May 25, 2018
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Finger Dickhead

One who got a fucking small~~~ DICK + IS A FACHKING IDIOT IN DA HEAD
Hey Jo Dude, Ur Just A Finger DickHead Man

OMFG W00T OWNED!
by Ken March 3, 2005
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child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.
Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.
by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009
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lazy finger syndrome

When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.
1: DOUCHEBAG.

2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*

3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome
by manny-katles-jojojo December 18, 2011
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3 fingers down

When a woman is being fingered
Oi your mum was 3 fingers down last night we could hear her from next door
by That big mon man April 23, 2019
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Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.
jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*
by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020
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"Fuck You" Finger Fuck

n. the name for when one uses their middle finger, hence "Fuck You", to penetrate a vagina or an anus
Kelly and Sara took turns doing the "Fuck You" Finger Fuck to each other's vaginas.
by KP123KP September 20, 2011
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