Pole Box

1) A box for storing Poles.

2) A vagina for storing dicks

I stabbed her in the pole box. She lost the election.

by PoleBox October 18, 2014

cat box genitals

An odor the neighbor leaves notes on your door and runs before you open door . An odor that people on the other end of a phone call ask you if you smell something horrible.
A smell that disrupts animals at the zoo to a point your asked to leave.
A odor that makes you wear roadkill for a face mask to make it better.

MRS.HOLLAND WOULD TAPE TIC TACS TO HER PANTIES AND DOUCE WITH FEBREEZE BECAUSE SHE WAS BORN WITH CAT BOX GENITALS.

by chipbully November 4, 2014

Lunch Box

Someone that either laughs a lot. Or tells funny stories that lunches other people out.

Terry's coming over, he's a cool dude. Total lunch box though.

by IPoise December 23, 2014

magnet box

A term used to describe an amazing vagina like no other. Well sought after but rarely found.

Like a block of steel that clings to a magnet, the magnet box vagina is an experience every penis deserves.

Females with this condition are often pestered and stalked for years to come

"Man I fucked Chez last night, and she has a magnet box"

"I hope this bird I'm flogging has a magnet box"

by Roman candle December 26, 2014

garage boxing

boxing in a garage or basement. An illegal, unsanctioned fight.

"Hey man. " Who won the garage boxing fight?" I don't know? The cops broke it up too quick!

by mcschaerski January 7, 2015

Jack in the box

Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside

I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!

by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015

alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015