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Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.
Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.
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The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
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read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.
"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"
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PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
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Derp The Pumpkin God

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"
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Doing the pumpkins

The act, first demonstrated by colonists arriving in 1620 to the New England region, involved the stuffing of the pulp and seeds, found in pumpkins, into both the vaginal canal and rectum of women to block evil spirits thought to attack a woman's womb, beginning on the night of October 28th.

After a fortnight, children were assigned to a woman of the village and would slowly begin to remove bits of the pulp and seeds, little by little, from both her rectum and vaginal canal. Upon the child removing all of the pumpkin pulp from both cavities, which was a rather tedious, but, overall, engaging event for the whole onlooking village, they'd yell out the emphatic line in their triumph.

'Thou holes may be foul and rich in ferment, but no evil spirit shall have my newly claimed festive bit of nourishment! Whether sweet or sour, if it takes me more than an hour, no seeds there shall be, as you can now see, two gaping holes abound, we can now share in glee, feast we will on the plunder, evil spirits have met their thunder.'

So, 'doing the pumpkins' referred to a lovely gathering and seasonal time of fellowship, the first known reference of a DP, a rather ironic deviance from traditional Puritan values of chastity, loyalty, and resisting temptations of the flesh, as well as the embracing of food fetishes and butt play.
In one month's time, we will be once again 'doing the pumpkins' and having such a joyous time together as we ban the evil spirits with each little pulp string and seed we find, no matter how deep or rank. Autumn is here!

When I'm doing my pumpkins, I wonder if it's the lady Catherine Hawthorne that I'll get to double stuff. She won the Scarlet Number pageant this year. I heard that her parts will make a pumpkin meal especially putrid and easy to remove. What is gone in longer searching, becomes a rich, liquid gold, with the aroma of stale muskox urine.
by ChileanSeaBass2023 October 13, 2023
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Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.
Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.
by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023
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