on beans

Another way of saying "On god"

ayo im finna slide down on jimrocks block fo' talkin all that smacck, on beans.

by RimmySock August 10, 2019

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Bean Blocker

Getting denied to rub your bean when really horny by your parents being present.

I'm so going to rub my bean when I get home!! Crap, my mom wants me to make dinner. Absolute bean blocker, ugh

by cmike September 20, 2025

Nigga Beans

A very catchy phrase to say!

Person A: Nigga beans!
Person B: Whoa, how catchy. I will start saying this now.

by Phil Johnson 47 December 5, 2020

ily-bean

Someone who is a werido, rude, bad, and lowkey every word for terrible. Also icky clingy and some other things. Created by Dona

Dont be such an ily -bean ( name ). Stop being an ily please. ily-bean means to be rude,icky,mean,horrible, and other things.

by REALBWESTIE>:3 January 14, 2025

Don bean

The human definition of a bot

Don bean is bad at fortnite

by Youou October 17, 2019

Bean pizza

The area in or around a woman's vagina

The hookers delivered her bean pizza

by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025