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oldtroon

Whereas the term "oldfag" is often used as a term of endearment for old members of a web forum, "oldtroon" is used to deride the subset of oldfags, or supposed oldfags, who can't shut the fuck up about how le heckin' wholesome things used to be on a particular web forum or within a particular subculture. The prototypical oldtroon has either undergone troll's remorse, been longhoused or pussywhipped, and has likely trooned out. The oldtroon, in a futile attempt to justify their own faggotry, will often mentally retcon the forums they once participated in as being "wholesome", when, in reality, said forums had never been as gay as the oldtroon became.

The term was first coined on 4chan sometime in the early 2020s, but has seen more prominent usage among Soyjak Party and Xitter users.
After iDubbbz started walking back some of his edgier content, people began calling him an oldtroon for constantly reminiscing about how the internet was once only ironically edgy, while claiming that the newer users are genuinely edgy.
by St3amedHam January 22, 2025
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OldK Rule

A rule where people must act like a cat when they reach Level 167 in any game or levelling system.
OldK Rule !!!! Nyaaa-!
by fgtrvjpietrqeg9fv9pupu February 18, 2026
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Oldfarticise

Oldfarticis: "The act of creating, renovating, or adapting, a place, item, or anything in general to make it safe, comfortable, and suitable for use by the aged mostly of the male sex."

Last November approaching my 79th birthday, I started the renovation of my condo with the express purpose of being able to age/die in place. It suddenly occurred to me, as an old fart, that that was, indeed, what I was doing oldfarticising my dwelling to make it comfortable and safe for me in my old age. And that is how i explained to my contractor, friends, and family in person, on Facerbook or via email what I was doing.
Oldfarticise: My older brother, having often maintained that he would never enter an assisted living facilities, decided instead to olfarticise his apartment, thus allowing him to both age and die in place.
by Lavd46 February 26, 2026
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oldsance

An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.
Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.
by QuacksO March 8, 2026
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Oldhead

Did you hear that foo Luiz trying to keep up drinking with the younger homies but couldn't because he's a old man a oldhead
by Markus clarkus March 11, 2026
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Oldtella

Da "original" ground-filberts-with-chocolate spread before they started listing "sugar" as da FIRST ingredient, rather than hazelnuts!
♪Grampa --- TELL me 'bout da good OLD days...♫ Yep, said "old story-tella" could certainly TELL you 'bout da good OLDtella bread-garnish dat used to taste nutty and robust instead of just straight-'n'-simple creamy-sweet like it is now!
by QuacksO March 12, 2026
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Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on
by retrded man March 18, 2025
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