Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle

Hey! I just finished slapping the noodle

Slapping the noodle by Spanking that June 3, 2016

Slapped with Stank 

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

Slapped with Stank by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Slapping the bishop 

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

Slapping the bishop by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

Slappy Taffy by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

slapping the scallop by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Slappy Salmon 

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

Slappy Salmon by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

slapdoel 

a massive fat cock

omg i love your slapdoel can i please suck it

slapdoel by slapdoel problems October 8, 2021