Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

my future job

Prostitute.

Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute

by Yeallow goyyy 😼❤❤❤💥💥💥 December 6, 2022

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

ohhh my pussy

ohhh my pussy is a word. You can youse in random situations

Person 1 " hey how are u"
Person 2 " ohhh my pussy"

by OHHHHHH my PUSSY October 10, 2018

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

knead my dough

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.

Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky

by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

Fill my shoes

To take the place or responsability of someone else.

I cannot play basketball this time, so I 'll have to let my friend fill my shoes.

by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017