two girls one cat 

Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.

I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.

Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.

OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!

two girls one cat by carlosamelioandwatson May 26, 2011

Nigger Cat 

"Im a big black nigger."--Stuff like that, is what a Nigger Cat would say. The End.

Nigga at the library that left his facebook up. So his status turned out to be..."Im a big black nigger." Hence, being a Nigger Cat.

Nigger Cat by Zachary Kremonas August 22, 2011

African Jungle Cat Rapist

A large black man who tends to dress as a feline animal to arouse other women or men, lead them into the alley, and rape them repeatedly. Afterward they proceed to eat the victim with chopsticks.

Dude, I was behind the building smoking some weed, and I saw an African Jungle Cat Rapist walking by and I just took off running!

African Jungle Cat Rapist by LTmcbisket June 23, 2010

common cat 

Someone who is the same as most people and stealing a style or doing something just because most people do it.

Kelly: I saw so many people wear that same dress yesterday!
Katy: Oh My Gosh she is such a common cat
or...
Klein: So many people were at that party, like Katherine!
Kevin: Yea! but she's just one of those common cats

common cat by Allison Mac. November 27, 2007

Crystal Cat

When a person gives an extravagant gift to the person that they are dating too early in the courtship.

At the beginning of a third date a man presents a woman with a gift - an expensive watch. Upon recieving the gift the woman feels uncomfortable and may feel that by accepting the gift she is consenting to a committed relationship. Ultimately, giving the "crystal cat" may sabotage the future of the relationship.

Crystal Cat by Lily Henderson April 21, 2013

Robot Cat 

When someone puts Smartie tubes on a cats legs to make them walk like a robot

Robot cat

Robot Cat by Thäi Li September 28, 2008

T-Cat

1. A cool and collected chick. Always different with either colored hair or tattoos and personality bursting! Quick with a come back and mean as all kinds of Hell!
2. A party hard dude. Never gets tired of the ladies or the beer. Mildly depressed and has small self asteem issues but so much fun no one would ever know!

T-Cat rocked the party last night.

Did you see T-cats hair?

T-Cat by Forgot to tell you February 20, 2009