Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk

Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol

by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 3, 2023

B job

Blow j

I just gave a b job, it sucked!

by Ken and vic June 6, 2018

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

by TheMocker June 29, 2025

bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.

Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.

by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019