go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!
by smartypantskid February 19, 2021
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Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
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Get the Mom Squad mug.National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
by adolf gifler July 31, 2022
Get the Fuck Floop's Mom Day mug.The type of mom who wants to control your decisions and never respects your opinions.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.
An example, "Ma, I want to be a actress Im the best at it!", mom; "Putang ina ka, be doctor, no actress!"
These type of moms ruin children's mental health and goals, sometimes put up the child to suicide or running away.
by Eypsy February 10, 2024
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