A legendary term for an outrageously massive, awe-inspiring dick. We're talking prehistoric proportions, this beast doesn't just show up, it arrives. Known to rearrange organs, wreck spines, and leave smiles for days. A Bengalozorus King isn’t just a cock—it’s a damn monument.
by GoblinsLover August 3, 2025
Get the Bengalozorus kingmug. by Cartoon.obsessed January 6, 2022
Get the King andriesmug. by Sskailyn June 25, 2023
Get the Rat kingmug. by thatguyroach April 18, 2010
Get the banana kingmug. When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.
by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022
Get the 12 to the kingmug. Noun.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
Get the King's Shillingmug. by rapist266 June 3, 2021
Get the Over Kingmug.