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When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake
I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!
by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024
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Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
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Chocolate snowflake

During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
by Cypdirtydirt May 18, 2022
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Chocolate

1. THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD
2. Relieve menstrual cramps ( dark chocolate )
3. If eaten to much, turns to diarrhea
4. Way better than eating straight sugar (Nerds, Suckers, etc.)
5. The best thing to give to a female
1. Wow, this chocolate is great!
2. AHHHHH! These cramps are killing me, I'll eat this delicious, cramp-relieving chocolate to feel better.
3. Man, I ate way too much chocolate last night, diarrhea filled my toliet.
4. I prefer a Hershey to nerds.
5. He made me so happy when he gave me a box of truffles.
by ARG4445 February 18, 2018
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Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018
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