churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 10, 2022

chocolate infused dairy cocktail

1. Chocolate milk (Choccy milk)
2. planet fitness

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company

by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023

Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010