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Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021
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Your hot mom

Your mom who which is found attractive to one or more people.
by Jasminexxxx April 16, 2022
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pinch your trucks

an aesthetic inspired by the famous hot instagram skater @pinch(underscore)your(underscore)trucks aka Diego Limofo Tous
"omg that sso pinch your trucks!"
"its giving, pinch your trucks"
by missgirlxoxo November 10, 2021
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Kiss your dogs

Its what you say when you are not sure how things might turn out, when you are playing risky. It's akin to "kiss your butt goodbye" but it's closer to "kiss your toes goodbye".
Alex was driving really fast down a slippery leaf hill when Tora exclaimed, "kiss your dogs!" And then Lonny giggled effluvently.
by Colorslurk November 14, 2021
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Pi Your Bitcoin

When crypto scammers promise gullible or get-rich-quick folks that they could help them generate π times the bitcoin they send them within a certain timeframe for a wallet-friendly fee.
Countless sites boldly advertise their “Pi Your Bitcoin” schemes, by putting the word “legit” to make people believe it’s not a scam.
by Fasters March 27, 2022
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mind your business

also used and spoken as "Mind your Own Business" used when someone is interfering with your thoughts, actions, choices or point of view/s.

it's used to defend(yourself or someone else)

to mind your own business is to focus on your OWN body, mind, choices, point of views etc.... unless your a parent (then the purpose would be to mind yourself and child or children)

to be used with no explanation neccessary
(statement: I can not believe you said what you said to your boss the other day)
response "mind your own buisness"

(Q) why did you get that color shirt the orange one looks better

(Response: Mind your Business) with no explanation necessary
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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Open your heart

An amazing song By the gods known as Crush 40, it will literally improve your life
Person 1:Hey dude have you listened to Open Your Heart
Person 2:No
Person 1:this is why you get zero bitches
by Luigi Jumpman Mario October 2, 2021
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