Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.

*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*

by Jjshdddkdishbsbsjskshsbdbd September 21, 2013

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.

John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."

by DaDefinition January 25, 2023

Fish bish

A man or woman caught in possession of either a fish-mop or fish-broom. What are these things? Look them up here

Are dating that girl with the fishmop? Your such a fish bish

by ogchefjon April 4, 2010

Fish wacking

The act of slapping a woman's vagina with either your hand or other flat instrument to the point of orgasm.

Also used to unlock the magic of a vaginal trout pout.

Stop fish wacking with the kitchen spatula.

I've been fish wacking all day. Now i've got a killer pout for the boys.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Smoked fish

When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy

Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do

by Big Ddadd October 8, 2023

fish

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by plague duck February 18, 2024