the woodrow wilson

A special of where a vegan with the second name wilson, sticks a foot-long subway (vegan) up the anus while simutaneously reading why covid vaccines and why meat is bad for you.

Oh my god! Charlie wilson is so hot, he did the woodrow wilson on me!

by eddthomp June 13, 2023

The Woodard

This is the act of your wife, pegging you with a 12 inch black dildo. Then she pulls it out, walks around to your face and throat fucks you until you puke. Then she lets the cat eat the puke.

Honey, I think I wanna try something different tonight. I think I want “the Woodard. “

by Jim Glock June 14, 2023

Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines

Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great

by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023

Jonah Woodburn

Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.

Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.

Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”

by Bushwalk August 17, 2024

Señora Woodworm

A surprise penetration tactic that involves no lubrication natural or otherwise

Guy 1: Man my girl been feelin mad loose latley
Guy2: Well if ya think it should be more difficult try givin her the ol Señora Woodworm

by Señora pete October 6, 2023

pat wooded

𝗣𝗮𝘁-wood-ed

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣
A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score. A term used to describe when a player misses when it was easier to score.

present participle: 𝗣𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

"I can't believe it, he's just Pat Wooded it from two yards out!"

by Junglemunch87 February 10, 2024

William Woodiam

the silly nick name for our silly little guy will wood :3

person A: have you heard of Will Wood?

Person B: YOU meAN WILLIAM WOODIAM< YOU FAKE ASS FAN

by Coryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2023