Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

knead my dough

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.

Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky

by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

My Pea in a Pod

Hannah darling you are my other pea, we share the same pod!! I love you so much darling and I'm so glad I met you!! your the closest friend I've had in a long time and one that I never wanna loose you!!!!!

My pea in a pod is always you Hannah

by anon328372672 December 15, 2015

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015

Nigga in my pants

When a gay nigga tries to get in your pants.

"OH FUCK! THERES A NIGGA IN MY PANTS"

by Fefe69 June 23, 2019

Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019