baby mama

like herpes, it wont go away!!!!!!!!

Man, i just gave my baby mama $300 dollars, and she's still buggin me!

by drunk rider March 22, 2004

jelly baby

A brownish viscous material that exists when using lube while having anal intercourse or dildo action.

Wow, that jelly baby got all over the sheets.
or
Look at that jelly baby, it has a bit of brown in it.

by fdiddy July 9, 2003

Baby Talk

A language that infants speak most times.

Baby: Gimmyae CRICUTS I need maiii baorara!!

Me: WHAT?!?

Baby: Yaarz harrrett maii! *head spin thing*

Me: I don't understand baby talk...

Baby: *sobsob*

by dametrah April 11, 2008

Baby Bird

When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.

That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

dead baby

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

by barney grumble January 20, 2009

Bust it baby

A girl thats your baby but at the same time she a guaranteed fuck. BIG difference from being your girlfriend and a bust it baby. Someone who's pussy so good that you go through anything to get to it. Your shawty with benefits.

Naw dat ain't main but dats ma bust it baby right der.

by Dez. May 2, 2008

Seductive Babies

A term used to refer something to better or worse than something or someone. To say that specific nouns are better/worse than seductive babies is to refer to that thing as a young small person...that's very sexy.

Tony is worse than a seductive baby...

WOAH! That movie was more interesting than seductive babies!

I'm not a pedophile...but I sure dig my seductive babies.

by Dan Punk Rock France February 19, 2011