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Slipper

the true weapon of death used by all mothers
I died by a slipper
by Val~ December 17, 2021
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Sloppy Joe

Shitting explosive diarrhea on a vagina, and then performing cunninilingus
After I had the 5 alarm chili, I took my wife home and gave her the ol' Sloppy Joe
by RustyShackelford69420 December 26, 2021
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sloppy ice cream

a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.
person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022
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Sloppy Joe

A stand-out guy that gets shit done. Creative, logical and quirky with talents that continually surprise his team!
"Look at Sloppy Joe's moves on the dancefloor."
by littlephil January 7, 2022
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Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.
I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.
by Trixtar January 7, 2022
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slippers-spinner

A "bein' a lovin' man" type of dude who always expends da time/effort to turn his sweetie-pie's house-shoes around at da foot of da bed after she's kicked dem off to crawl up and snuggle beside him, so dat said furry loafers will always be facing da right way for her to slip her cute tootsies into dem whenever she needs to get out of bed and go anywhere around da house.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a diligent slippers-spinner whenever she crawls in bed wif me; it makes it easier for her if she has to go pee in a hurry.
by QuacksO February 12, 2022
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Slappy

Something my dad does to me
Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.
by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022
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