Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

Zoomlighting

Working on email, phone or generally being distracting while attending a conference call you're meant to be on.

Being found out for emailing one of the conference call participants on a separate matter, while being on the same call.

Janet was zoomlighting during the budget call - she emailed Brian her leave requests while he was making his presentation.

I can't believe you zoomlighted me man! Have some respect, I could hear you talking to Global INC as your mic wasn't muted!

by Narwhal66 April 27, 2020

Zoomguffaw

Zoom guffaw laughter abrupt

I’m still zoomguffawing for our meeting last night.

I was walking down the street and let out a loud zoomguffaw people looked at me like I was crazy.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Zoom

To "zoom" someone. It means to create a zoom meeting with an individual or a group of people

Person A: "Let's zoom"
Person B: "Link?"

Person A: "We need to talk"
Person B: "Sure, zoom me up"

by bunnnz April 30, 2020

Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020