ZIPPER SUB

A sexual act that involves smearing edible substances like peanut butter or honey or chocolate syrup around one's privates and having another person lick\eat it off.

She gives her boyfriend so many zipper subs, she can't eat peanut butter sandwiches without thinking of sex.

Her husband caught her getting a zipper sub in their basement from their two rottweilers!!

by azadus November 18, 2005

zipponer

When your zipper in you pants become scrunched up when you sit in a certain manner, it resembles a boner. This is called a zipponer.

"Dude, readjust your pants, you got a zipponer."

by Klink C January 11, 2009

Zipper Dick

When your pulling your trousers up and zip them up but a bit of foreskin off of your pecker gets caught in the zipper no surprise.

Doctor: What happened
Dude: I got zipper dick
Doctor: Thats never fun

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

zipper cafe

What ever is behind your zipper

Do u want to eat at the zipper cafe

by the quacher June 30, 2015

Zipper chicken

Penis, cock

Why don't you give my zipper chicken a kiss?

I like when you make Daddy's zipper chicken cluck.

by Snickersburton1 October 18, 2008

Zipper Head

Word commonly used in the Vietnam war to describe a person whos eyes look asian, or slant. As in you could zip there face up. Also see gook which is another term to describe asians.

There are 3 billion zipper heads. 1.6 billion muslims, 700 million Africans, 350 million Europeans and people of Euro decent.

by Joe November 12, 2004

zippster

1. One who has a butt zipper on their shorts.
2. One who sprints fast.
3. Big sister.

The zippster zips across the soccer field.

by Kristen8 January 12, 2007