Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend

Shut up u wet wipe

by Randomroady July 23, 2019

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016

wipe licker

someone so low, they lick the wipes used to wipe someones butt.
the rung below arse licker on the social ladder.

"Hey guess what Tom did last night!"
"what?"
"got with Harry's girlfriend!"
"That dude is such a wipe licker"

by salaamhabibti October 27, 2011

welshman wipe

Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face

I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face

by Indiii April 4, 2016

ass wipe

a person who being or acting stupid in any type of way

"Stop being a ass wipe!"

by shesryda July 19, 2015