vegas bidet

When a classy whore is giving you a blumpkin and, after finishing you off, licks your asshole clean so you don’t have to wipe.

I was winning big a poker and rather than waiting to get cleaned out the casino offered me free drinks and unlimited Vegas bidets for the rest of my stay.

by Dirk Koetter May 27, 2019

vegan tax

The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.

Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.

by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019

Vegan vibes

Someone who really puts off that whole "i dont eat animals" vibe.

"damn shes really puts off vegan vibes"
"yea bro she doesnt eat Animals"

by Gucci tihyler December 30, 2019

veganish

When you are mostly Vegan but on occasion you eat meat or may use an animal product in some way or sparingly. You dont eat diary product.

Linda is veganish because she eats meat and fish once a month, to supplement her diet.

by Divavegas March 19, 2020

Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

vegangster

A person that tries to uphold vegan values, but is too gangster to fully commit to the lifestyle.

I try to be vegan all the time, but I backslide around wings. I guess I’m just a vegangster.

by GnarlsCarlton May 1, 2021

Veganphobe

Made by an annoying vegan forcing veganism and going very off limits, so off limits that she claims veganphobe is a real word and she got reported to the police by 200 people, also she feeds her dog only vegan food ever since 2017. The creator of this word is @thatveganteacher, but she's banned on almost all social media now.

1. "You disrespected ThatVeganTeacher? You veganphobe!"
2. "You say you are scared of nothing right? But you eat meat! Your a veganphobe!"

by Person with galaxy brain July 4, 2021