Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011

fraggle twat

a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.

I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!

by Aimsab May 25, 2007

Twat Nectar

Vaginal leakage, Orgasm juices.

"The broad I nailed last night shot massive amounts of twat nectar as she climaxed."

by Grant G December 15, 2007

Twat Knot

Another slang term for the man bun

Girl: You see that man bun on that guy?

Girl #2: Yeah, total twat knot

by Dickhead92 September 19, 2017

Jelly Twat

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is

vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat

by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

absolute twat

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

twat junk

A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.

I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009