toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Toobin Tuggin

The process of self-fulfillment on a Zoom video conference call.

"Another all hands call today. I wonder how many will get confused and start Toobin Tuggin it?"

by All Hands October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Yanking one out to a zoom audience.

I surprised my team with a naughty toobin, they loved it.

by VileBoy October 20, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020

toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

Masterbating while in an online meeting.

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!

by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020