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Tool

1.(n) A Term often associated with words such as "jerk" or "dickweed" or the phrases that are as follows 2. (n) Nick Coots/ Cooter; "Your Such a Cooter!" 3.(n) Carson;"Don't Be a Carson."
by Karolleeelll July 24, 2009
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tool

a man after you marry him =)
by myemptyspirit September 20, 2009
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Tool

a person with the mental capacity of a screwdriver or other handheld tool. This person is usually not aware of the fact the he or she is being used.(Not to be confused with Atul, which is an actual name)
Jayesh is a tool.

John Smith: Go make me a sandwich???
Jayesh: ok, white or whole grain???
by Mr.Bojangles224 May 5, 2009
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Tool

Someone who often times calls others tools to make themselves feel less toolish. Naturally the opposite occurs and they become even more of a tool. In some cases they are sluttly as well. This makes them a dildo.
"Ashley just called me a tool"

"That's because she's a tool and needs tool friends"

"That's what Erin's for.."
by Tmac415 December 24, 2009
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tool

one who is devoid of any personality and unable to socially bond with peers due to his strict take on a system's arbitrary regulations and their avid desire to uphold them (eg. through white slips)
Mirabelli is such a tool, not only does he lack any real command authority, he blindly enforces the regulations. If you go to him with a real problem chances are you are getting pulled.
by ZooCrew November 7, 2010
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tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used
Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>
by crazyfool999 March 1, 2009
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tool

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate
by pamlib October 13, 2012
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