A self-centered prick and troll who thinks it's okay to fat shame 12 year olds on social media.
He is typically 6'1 and weighs 220 Ibs.
He is typically 6'1 and weighs 220 Ibs.
Todd: I have a girlfriend and I'm legally old enough to own a business, you kids don't understand that lizzo is a fatty
Hannah: Shut the f*ck up you hate spreading tool, no one cares about your gf
Hannah: Shut the f*ck up you hate spreading tool, no one cares about your gf
by Anonym000se Guy April 28, 2020
Get the Toddmug. A little bitch that will not stop trying to get in other people’s way. He is someone who has to be on top.
Todd is a bitch
by Poop master wu August 11, 2020
Get the Toddmug. The personification of the Napoleon complex. An absolute manlet. Short-tempered, always compensating and prone to telling tall tales, tiny Todd exhibits the classic symptoms of suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, undoubtedly due to him being a petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy. This terminally insecure turbo-manlet ruined many video games with his pathological lying. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.
Hey, isn't that tiny Todd Howard riding on a Skeever over there? That utterly insignificant manlet is probably on the way to his hobbit-hole to order high heels and hookers online!
by ManletDepreciator July 21, 2024
Get the Todd Howardmug. A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.
"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."
"He's friends with you on Facebook."
"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"
"I don't know why you're having me make that call."
"....."
"Fuck you Todd Ryan."
by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021
Get the Todd Ryanmug. 
A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018
Get the Toddmug. For the most part, your everyday, run of the mill, normal dude. Knows everybody, is friends with most normal people, easy-going dude. Unless in a bad mood. Todd's can be tempermental, and are usually underestimated. Todd's control things from behind the scenes, hiding behind a simple name that is well known, yet somewhat rare. Todd's are good at everything, and is always slightly better than you at anything, but never hogs the limelight.
by Elemeno P 673 December 15, 2018
Get the Toddmug.