ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.

So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!

by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018

smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016

titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.

Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.

by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016

Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!

Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.

by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020

Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".

This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!

by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012