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Origami Timeout Chair

When you tuck a single mom's legs behind her own shoulders and fuck her while she's seated in a "timeout chair" until she utters nothing but gibberish for 5 minutes straight.
I gave that MILF I met at the bar last night the “origami timeout chair” after we went back to her place… Left her talking like she needed a short bus.
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Just imagine if Timo had missed this

This is used to describe when a player misses a really easy chance, usually in front of goal. Whatever the reason, it is embarrassing when a player misses a sitter.
Just imagine if Timo had missed this
by Jhszn May 4, 2021
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Make the Timo

When you make a deal with a friend and never give him his money
Wheres my Money ? or you make the Timo
by TheLegendaryMarc August 26, 2021
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Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis

He's lost
Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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