Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

by Myers guy May 1, 2016

Thirsty

A woman who takes pictures of herself in a provocative, or outwardly slutty manner. Often times they'll post them to social media containing multiple hashtags looking for attention. More times than not, these women are named Cristabel.

Did you see that females half naked picture, she's thirsty!

by Stina2004 September 5, 2016

thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

Thirsty

A guy usually named Tommy who tries to get at all the girls at work.

Damn did you see Tommy already talking to Sierra? Yeah he's thirsty

by Muertito June 18, 2016

thirsty turtle

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

thirsty whore

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017

thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.

Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.

by Jarrellday November 8, 2017