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Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Spaghetti Bollock Nakedmug.

bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
mugGet the bollock yoghurtmug.

Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
mugGet the Mango Sticky Bollocksmug.

upstairs bollocks

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
by screechie July 4, 2010
mugGet the upstairs bollocksmug.

Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
mugGet the Bollocksmug.

Talking bollocks

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.
by Robdog July 9, 2018
mugGet the Talking bollocksmug.

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
mugGet the National grab knob and bollocks daymug.

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