Regret Train

An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.

After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.

by I put pp in your coke December 03, 2017

texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative March 20, 2016

nazi train

Company Managers who berate and rile their employees with rude manners and force bullshit upon them making them feel like they are on a Nazi Train heaed to the gas chamber.

Hey Guys, Lee came up to me and said he is sick of this Nazi Train shit here at work and he is getting off this train and he is going to retire because he doesnt want management taking him to the gas chamber.

by Mr. Machinist May 30, 2007

100m Training

The act of training your wrists for the 100m sprint on Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic games, i.e. Having a wank.

I had a real good 100m training session last night!

by Jezzapops February 02, 2012

Train Tracks

Offensive way of saying someone has braces

E.g "Ocram nice train tracks"

by Anonymous138795 May 17, 2018

front of the train

Guy with the smallest dick is the front of the train.

Jared’s team made him front of the train because of his small cock.

by Chad farthouse November 19, 2019

Train Runner

a guy who participates in running train on some bitch.

Van: "Hey look isn't that Bovice over there?!!!"

Orpheus: "Yeah, it is!!! Wow he is definetly the greatest Train Runner of all time!!! As a matter of fact me'n Bovice ran train on your sister last night!!!"

Van: "Excuse Me?"

Orpheus: "Bitch, EXCUSE ME!!!!"

by CHOWS April 06, 2008