Phil Swift

Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

by Phil Swift Is Actually God October 4, 2019

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phil ortiz

DEEEEZ NUTS!!!

((Feel or tease these nuts))

Feel or tease these nuts “Phil Ortiz”

by Lefty’s imagination October 14, 2019

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Party Phil

The life of the party; always down for a pint or three!

It’s not a party until Party Phil arrives!

by hlywng May 1, 2018

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Dr. Phil

Youtube’s #1 cyberbully

Dr. Phil has a beautiful head

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl March 31, 2020

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Chloro Phil

n. Presidential advisor on all things medical

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There is absolutely no value in chloroquine, chloroplast enemas, or chlorox as treatments for covid19, but Chloro Phil has the President’s ear.

Yeah. And most of his tiny wizened brain.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2020

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Pulled a Phil

When you try to okie doke someone and it backfires on yourself.

What happened that caused you to ruin your life? I Pulled a Phil on my boss. I stole from him being greedy and he fired me. I ended up jobless, homeless and with scabies.

by Lupan the third July 7, 2020

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Normaly or i can say ALWAYS a naturally hot person, that should never get with black haired girl because they are most likely gonna break their hearts, Phil ethans are useally really good in bed and really dumb, they useally are obssesed with video games and sport, and have a big attitude

Hoe 1: What did you do last night

hoe 2: i slept with phil ethan

by simpxx October 15, 2020

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