No future

No future.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
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We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 12, 2018
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Future-rest

Future rest is a term most notably used in the Army for any amount of time consumed by an individual to rest, relax or sleep prior to an event that will cause you to tire i.e work details, guard or missions. Similar to a nap, it differs only in that future-rest is taken when previous knowledge of a future work related event is known.
Pvt.Joe: Hey, you want to go use the computers?
Spc.John: Nah, I'm going to get some future-rest before we have to fill some sandbags.
by PrivateSnuffy April 26, 2009
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Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
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Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.
The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.
Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.
by wmkdaw February 24, 2016
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futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt
"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"
by JupiterCoyote September 10, 2024
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