crab box

case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;

jeff: i get a crab box let's open it

another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool

by Lucas le caribou January 28, 2022

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.

Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.

by Snowbone July 28, 2009

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.

Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich

by Gardz86 November 23, 2011

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011