Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack

An STD ridden vagina.

“Hey dude how was it?” “Never doing it again. She has a Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack”

by CR1M1NAL7244 September 5, 2020

Crab Dick

Nonsence word yelled mostly in highschool

Teacher: What's the tempature of the sun

Kid: CRAB DICK!

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Crab dick dude?

by mike dubya November 25, 2008

Crab Dick

type your defenition here...

its a crab dick why did you wanna know

by ¨crab dick inspector February 24, 2017

Crab Dick

A dick that has herpes so bad that it can easily be confused with a crab's claw.

Holy shit that's a massive crab dick!

by Shawn Edgar October 18, 2017