To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
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Zombie Player 1: Hey guys, these 4 noobs are camping at the end of that dead end tunnel and we need to infect them.
Zombie Player 2: Good call. Everyone form a lame train at the other end of the tunnel. We'll rush them once we're all there. They have shotguns and magnums so chances are most of us will die but one of us should be able to get them with our plasma sword.
Zombie Player 2: Good call. Everyone form a lame train at the other end of the tunnel. We'll rush them once we're all there. They have shotguns and magnums so chances are most of us will die but one of us should be able to get them with our plasma sword.
by not my chair, not my problem July 7, 2011
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Hey Guys, Lee came up to me and said he is sick of this Nazi Train shit here at work and he is getting off this train and he is going to retire because he doesnt want management taking him to the gas chamber.
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Get the nazi train mug.The act of training your wrists for the 100m sprint on Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic games, i.e. Having a wank.
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Get the front of the train mug.Van: "Hey look isn't that Bovice over there?!!!"
Orpheus: "Yeah, it is!!! Wow he is definetly the greatest Train Runner of all time!!! As a matter of fact me'n Bovice ran train on your sister last night!!!"
Van: "Excuse Me?"
Orpheus: "Bitch, EXCUSE ME!!!!"
Orpheus: "Yeah, it is!!! Wow he is definetly the greatest Train Runner of all time!!! As a matter of fact me'n Bovice ran train on your sister last night!!!"
Van: "Excuse Me?"
Orpheus: "Bitch, EXCUSE ME!!!!"
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