Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.
It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
Get the urban wildmug. The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013
Get the shock wildmug. by Realmeatboy June 7, 2016
Get the Wild Meatmug. You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?
You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
Buddy: Which call?
You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.
by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022
Get the call of the wildmug. by Vkckgkv September 16, 2023
Get the I was wildmug. by Wild tamie September 24, 2019
Get the wild tamiemug. When your hitten' it doggy style and unexpectedly drop it in their ass, grab the pigtails and hold on for the ride.
The wild bull... can best be described as riding a bull in the bedroom (or wherever you do so choose to get your jollies).
by Huung January 9, 2008
Get the The wild bull.mug.