Definitions by FlatCapWolf

call of the wild 

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

call of the wild by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022