When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.
Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016
Get the Male Tears mug.Its cum from triggered fans, mainly over characters they hate.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.
by RicBoi2010 June 12, 2018
Get the Fanboy Tears mug.The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears
He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.
by keenytn1 December 23, 2008
Get the gin tears mug.Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.
by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021
Get the Rittenhouse Tears mug.To have sexual intercourse.
by keelf king May 3, 2019
Get the Tear Sheet mug.To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
Get the Tear a lung mug."...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).
by Thatbadwitch June 14, 2022
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