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Male Tears

When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016
mugGet the Male Tearsmug.

Fanboy Tears

Its cum from triggered fans, mainly over characters they hate.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.
"Welp, Luke died and I'm a may-sue, time to drink those Fanboy tears"
by RicBoi2010 June 12, 2018
mugGet the Fanboy Tearsmug.

gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears
He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.
by keenytn1 December 23, 2008
mugGet the gin tearsmug.

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.
"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"
by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021
mugGet the Rittenhouse Tearsmug.

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.
Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.
by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011
mugGet the Chump Tearsmug.

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
mugGet the justice tearsmug.

mail tears

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears
by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022
mugGet the mail tearsmug.

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