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Mean-Tard

A retarded child whom acts out vulgar actions with total disregard of other, normal people's feelings. They are often found pushing people yet not being punished for their lude acts.
The mean-tard started shit and I kicked his ass.
by Julio Sanchez September 25, 2005
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Tard

Is what you call a retarded person. Normally used in school to tell others the Special Ed kids are coming
Tard Alert, on your right
Fucking tards ate my lunch
by JavaCares November 14, 2017
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Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.
Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*
by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007
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Cunt-Tard

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

cuntbitchevilhoewhoreretardmental
by Arjay3 October 21, 2010
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Hash-tard

Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.
I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013
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lub of tard

Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy

"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
by Kalystaa February 28, 2008
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r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.
Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.
by Drew Ford November 9, 2008
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