uncle-ish stress-whiff

The bitter smell of uncles' stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.

"Don't open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus," said Fig's stressed unc.
"I think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result," replied Fig.

by facadie September 29, 2007

Srustration

In the state of sexual frustration.

"It's been 6 months since I got laid, I'm damn well in a state of srustration now."

by DobermanGinGin March 19, 2010

Scruss

Scruss is the another term for Chicks !

Proper Scruss Pit in here !!

Hey Jarad any Scruss on the weekend ??

What is there any Scruss there or are we talking sausage fest ??

Swimming in Scruss its everywhere !

Did you see that proper Scruss ??

Cya Scruss !!

That Scruss is proper hot as !!

by Motherfuckingwhat August 6, 2010

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed out that you simply choose to stop everything you're doing and stare at your work.

Dude, I went into a total stress coma during finals last semester

by MatchMaker April 24, 2013

Levi Strauss Swim Team

Name given to the swim team of mexicans who think swimming in jeans and over-sized t-shirts is going to give them the competitive advantage they are looking for. In most cases they end up drowning cause they can't swim to begin with.

Miguel Phelps of the Levi Strauss Swim Team downed as he was unable to swim in his swim attire.

by Miguel Phelps July 5, 2010

Stress

something straight edge emo kids always complain about.

Emo1: my life sucks i have so much stress
Normal person: man, shut the fuck up and just take a hit of this.
Emo1: i dont kno man *hits bong*... you kno what i feel pretty motha fucking good.

by Changing1EmoAtATime November 5, 2009

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the bodys basic desire to choke the living s**t out of some a**hole who desperately needs it

This person is stressed out because his younger brother was killing him in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

by Bastards from Hell November 1, 2011