Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

nibba stroke

When your white friend that tries to be black has a stroke

Jerry just had a nibba stroke.

by Treelon May 11, 2020

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.

I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022

Money Stroke

When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her

Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*

by maledestroyer January 30, 2022

Sydney Stroke

When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.

i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.

by Yuddz January 30, 2023

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017