Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world

Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!

by Billy Nob February 4, 2010

Side Scanner

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.

The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!

by JibSS October 1, 2010

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022