Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 5, 2020

tiziano titty squeeze

When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms

Yo let’s go give Tiziano the ol’ fashioned Tiziano titty squeeze

by Brian fleckernickel March 8, 2022

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard

i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!

by roadrnr78 October 16, 2014

squeeze the lemon

to relieve your bladder by the process of urinating. urine colors may resemble the color of lemon juice.

I had to squeeze the lemon really bad. I was in the ocean, so I just went right then and there.

by master alligator poop July 3, 2016