sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016

shucking the bang

Something like the bomb, either something really good or shocking

This pizza is shucking the bang!

That crime scene was shucking the bang!

by Violet Blu March 6, 2017

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

sucking out "evil spirits" defense

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.

The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

by mlhiss July 26, 2019

Sucking on that cancer lollipop

Spoken by the prince of Montero, sucking on that cancer lollipop refers to cigarettes.

Hes gonna die from sucking on that cancer lollipop

by Bigbootybatches December 19, 2019