by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013
Get the Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger mug.When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
by Quarters December 19, 2016
Get the kentucky log splinter mug.When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
Get the The Jerry Springer mug.After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by MayFucker March 26, 2019
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Get the Dr. Splinter mug.any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007
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by Anubis March 31, 2003
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